Bonkers occult vloggers scream about witches, death cults and hell gates

The assassination of Charlie Kirk has sent a gang of esoteric right-wing vloggers completely round the twist, with three of them now demanding an armed uprising against the left.

Leading the charge was Arcanvm’s Ike Baker, who kicked things off with a pompous “Alea iacta est” [the die is cast]. When asked if he was really calling for civil war, he snapped back: “it had already started.”

Baker ranted that the time for politeness was gone. “There is no talking sense to people that have none, because they have sadly conflated it with education while simultaneously giving themselves over to the groupthink of political identity, which leads ultimately to rationalised insanity.”

Without evidence, he branded Kirk’s killing a “public execution” by the left. Then he laid into liberals, saying they “scream about gun violence but elect political structures which facilitate the release and prolonged social havoc wrought by ‘career criminals, ’ two words which shouldn't even be allowed to exist next to each other, effectively facilitating a system which jeopardises the public safety of innocent, hard-working people.”

Then came the ominous line: “We will have to defend ourselves by any and all means necessary. I intend to do so.” 

When Baker’s furious rant was shared online by Marco Visconti, another vlogger, Ruptus Catenae [left] of Magic Without Fears, lost the plot completely.

He fumed: “Oh, Marco, you have crossed the line now. Trying to dox and get a friend of mine killed? You are vile and should be in prison.”

For the record, Visconti never doxxed Baker or tried to get him killed. But that didn’t stop Catenae from threatening him, boasting about a “dossier” being compiled, and accusing him of terrorism. In Catenae’s barmy world, criticising the far right is now a terrorist act. When someone on Facebook told him to "stop making shit up." Catenae insisted: 

"Evidence has literally been filed with the London police. Only facts here," he said.  This is, of course, made up but we are sure it is true in Catenae's head.

The ranting escalated further when Catenae claimed "people I thought were good people and friends, even saying they are masturbating to the footage of Kirk’s death.

“The death cult is real," Catenae said. We have to admit that would be a challenging wank, but we are not American.

He then shared a bizarre vlog by fellow occultist Jason Louv, who insisted Kirk’s death was carried out by left-wing witches and had opened the “Gates of Hell.” Louv, who has made a career writing and talking about magic, bizarrely blamed himself for publishing “all the secrets of magic” and it had been used by “left-wing witches” to curse Kirk.

What Louv didn’t mention is that his wild claims about witches came from a satirical story about Etsy spell-sellers. He is clever enough to know the difference, so the only explanation is that he thought his viewers wouldn’t bother to check.

So in the space of a few days, we have three self-styled magicians calling for violent revolution after the killing of a hard-right lobbyist. Baker wants war, Catenae wants kill lists, and Louv reckons witches have kicked open the gates of hell.

At this point, it’s anyone’s guess where magic or spirituality fits into their ranting. Do these blokes want to shoot rival occultists for not accepting Donald Trump as their personal saviour? Or is all this just another grift dressed up as mysticism?

What’s clear is that if their followers keep clicking, these lunatic vloggers will take it as proof that the mob is ready to march behind them, spellbooks and shotguns in hand to shoot lefties.

Editor's note:

We believe everyone has the right to express their thoughts. We do not endorse the assassination of Charlie Kirk, however odious he was. We also note that the individual who likely committed the crime has turned himself in and is awaiting trial. He comes from a good conservative Mormon family and is not trans and, at the time of writing, does not appear to be left-wing. 

ADDITIONAL NOTE

We have removed two anonymous posts from this blog on legal advice. We checked the information supplied in the posts, and they were twisted in such a way as to be either factually inaccurate and/or defamatory.  The accuracy of our story remains unaffected by what the posters wanted readers to believe or the source of the story.  We would like to keep the comments section open and allow anonymous comments, so please engage your brains before you rant in the comments section