The Sexorcists…. or somewhat the
anti-sexorists
In a desperate move to bring his nutty, backward religion back to the
English, a US evangelist is using teen girls to try and rope in the punters.
In what is a spectacular evangelical con-trick, the Reverend Bob Larson
has worked out that Brits don’t fall for unattractive male evangelicals like
himself, but they might be interested in a trio of nubile young girls.
Sure enough, while Larson would not hit the headlines, the Daily Wail reported about his team
of three virgins and their nutty religious philosophy.
The kids come with their own “attention grabbing” wacko statements such
as “Harry Potter spells are real” and you can catch a demon from having
sex. No-one could really believe this rubbish, unless you were a backward
US teen, but it does rather get into the headlines.
But in essence they are all a front for a particularly nasty brand of
fundamental religion peddled by Larson.
They, and Larson. claim that demons cause violence, self-mutilation,
multiple personality disorders, Satanic ritual abuse, or molestation.
But even if you come for the cure, you will also be expected to
swallow Larson’s right wing, “satanic scare,” anti-dungeon and dragons view of
the universe.
Money is also involved. Larson told the Sunday Express: ‘People
pay thousands to go to drug rehab or for a psychiatrist but there is this idea
that spirituality should be free. It is not uncommon for a pastor in America to
make up to a million dollars a year. I can assure you we are nowhere near
that.’
Apparently if you get exercised in one of his meetings it is free, but
if you have a private session it will set you back £200.
But even if you want to be tested
online to see if you have a demon you have to front up
with some cash, that is if your demon will let you fill in the form.
If you don’t realise how “hard sell” this rubbish is take this quote
from his website.
“In one
hour you can begin living the life you’ve always wanted. Let Bob Larson, the
man who has dealt with more demons than anyone on the planet, show you how to
overcome every obstacle of every day. Stop the cycles of failure, poverty and
sickness. Break family curses at the ROOT! Discover why you are the way you are
and immediately change destructive habits. If you have demons, you’ll be
delivered. If you have issues, they’ll be uncovered. If you have infirmities,
the healing will begin. No pastor, priest, or counselor has dwelt with more
spiritually bound people sad seen them set free. This isn’t counseling. This
isn’t therapy. This is intervention to get answers NOW! Your lifetime of
suffering can end. Your torment can stop. The job you need, the relationships
you desire will be within your reach. The choice is simple–stay stuck or move
on to spiritual fulfilment and success in every area of life. Get free, stay
free, and live free!”
Vice magazine ran a tape of Larson team’s antics in the Ukraine and
showed them to be rather stuck up Yank girls who were a little too much under
the thumb of Larson.
They claimed that he was a father figure looking after them in a strange
country and Vice totally misrepresented them.
“Vice Media used one single woman, out of thousands of people who
received help, to portray us as insensitive and uncaring,” the girls moaned on
their website.
Then they really showed what they were made of.
“This woman had been previously removed from multiple church services in
the area because of prior disruptions, vulgar behaviour, and delusional
ranting.”
Given that the girls claim that such behaviour is the result of demons
we would have thought it would have been right up their ally, so to speak.
Apparently not. Mental illness stops being demonic when it does not go
away with prayer, which is where Larson’s theory all falls down when the girl’s
wave their crosses at it.
Larson is doing what Christians have done for a long time. They
create a sickness which a person was not aware they had, and then offer to give
them the cure.
It might work on neurotic people with a strong feeling of guilt, but it
is not going to work on someone who is mentally ill, nor indeed someone who is
really possessed.
Having worked with exorcists, Christian and others, they usually carefully test
to see if the person needs a shrink first. Then having ruled out all
other causes they approach an exorcism in a completely different way.
The last thing they would want is a three virgins waving crosses about
and flinging holy water.
As far as Larson is concerned we are the enemy, so what do we know?
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